David Vitter and Larry Craig are "Protectors" Of Marriage

Cenk Uygur for the win! (3.00 / 5)

The assist goes to headzup.

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by: Michael Conrad @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 12:07:08 PM CDT

oh those wacky Republicans (3.00 / 5)

Larry Craig "I am not gay"

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by: a girl in MI @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 13:08:33 PM CDT

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That video is hilarious. (3.00 / 4)

If I we have to deal with these asshats, we might as well laugh at them.  

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by: Michael Conrad @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 13:18:17 PM CDT

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here's 10 good reasons to ban gay marriage (3.00 / 4)

(snark)

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

can't claim i wrote this, someone from dkos, and i found it on this link:

http://democracyforamerica.com...

oh, i've so wanted to share that one for a while now.  i didn't think that larry craig had any credibility left--so glad to see him back in action!  snl was running out of material...

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by: kenshin @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 20:32:05 PM CDT

that list cracks me up everytime I see it (3.00 / 3)

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by: a girl in MI @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 22:14:26 PM CDT

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First time I have read this list (3.00 / 4)

It's enlightening.

Abstinence programs breed hypocrites.

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by: OklahomaVoter @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 23:41:06 PM CDT

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Hypocrites turn my stomach. (3.00 / 4)

And these guys are both hypocrites with a capital H.

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by: gildareed @ Sat Jun 28, 2008 at 20:40:22 PM CDT